8 month pregnant in the bath tub.

Nah, ain't nobody gonna get too comfortable with me, man,

'cause if I'm on here, they ain't gonna be here.

That's just the way it is with me.

Baby, I think you're jealous.

Why?

This shit looks like it's real comedy.

It is real.

I did really think he did take some pills once.

No.

Ugh.

about egg cooking.

Until they pop up.

Well they pop them up but...

Oh, they're supposed to be golden brown?

They gettin' golden brown.

How many minutes is it supposed to be in there?

They said for 20 minutes but I don't go off that because remember you gotta lift your stove.

Oh, okay.

I can tell you're playing in them thangs.

No, you know it's the angel.

You ain't told no boy yet.

I hope everybody gets paid for this.

There are good movies coming out this week, Daddy.

Shit. I'm supposed to go see Iron Man.

Did you fall ****** in there?

Well, ain't gotta do that now, because you was talking like, "Ugh, I gotta help get back in my living room."

I don't know, let me go get some water.

And just like a bachelor, they're like, "Oh, you're gonna get slapped."

I was like, "Why?"

They was like, "Cause you're silly, Lillian."

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