A bare bottom strapping

Priority every day is homework first, nothing else.

No work, no games, no homework, no phone, no friends until your homework's complete.

But I just wanted to hang out with her for a minute.

I was really, really... Do you have homework?

One little assignment. I have one little thing I have to do. I can do it in like ten minutes.

I have one little thing I have to do, and I promise it's not going to take ten minutes. Stand up.

Bend.

You brought her here, so she's going to watch. Bend over to the corner of the ottoman now.

If something tells me you invite her tomorrow, she's going to say, "Why don't you get your homework done first?"

Butt out.

Get 'em down.

I don't know why I'm sparing you a bare bottom strapping just because she's here.

I'm sure she's seen your butt before.

It's probably never pink.

Get your butt out.

Something tells me when you invite her tomorrow she's going to say, "Why don't you get your

homework done first?"

I know.

I don't know why I'm sparing you a bare bottom strap just because she's here.

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