A British Posh Picnic
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Oh how posh. Set on a beautiful day in the country (though windy!), having a posh picnic. Talking about the neighbours getting up to dirty things in a classic roll play posh voice, when the picnic turns soar into an argument and food fight. The fight intensifies and becomes a right mess, turning into WAM when we realise how nice whipped cream feels like on your body. Soon after, we are having posh sex, still messy and still covered in food.
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Oh my god, it's such a glorious day, don't you think, Darling?
Absolutely! I cannot believe the weather, you know. It's quite unexpected really, isn't it?
I mean, this heatwave, it just came from nowhere.
Absolutely!
Where the bollocks did it come from?
Out of space, I think.
Oh! Is that what you call it up there?
I don't know, but I blame the aliens.
I think they are responsible for our climate change.
Yes, we are quite bloody aliens.
All their anal probing they do.
Exactly, they definitely do a lot of that.
These strawberries are fucking delicious!
Oh, they are! Absolutely!
The sun is going to last, you know.
I mean, we are in the peasant village.
Yes, yes, quite, quite.
Did I tell you about the neighbours up the road?
Yes.
That's quite nice, Darling, isn't it?
Absolutely.
Mmm, delicious.
Quite juicy, isn't it?
Absolutely.
It's a co-op, you know.
It's in the co-op.
The neighbours of the co-op?
No, no, Darling, that's a different subject.
Pay attention!
The neighbours down the road.
What are they doing?
They are up to no good, Darling.
I was window-twitching, as posh people do,
because they have such big noses, you know,
because they are so nosy.
I was window-twitching.
Bear that in mind, because that's not the worst part that I saw.
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