A Girl’s Affair 7

Can you imagine where that videotape would end up? I mean, if we got a career?

Or if you marry a senator.

Oh, right. Mr. President, I have this videotape of your wife and a weasel?

So what do we do?

I heard about this great agent across town.

So what we do is we go to the agent across town and we get on our knees and then...

No, I don't think so, since this is a woman agent.

A woman agent. Great.

Great. When are you going to go see her?

Um, I'm going in tomorrow at three.

Well, maybe if you like her I'll try her too.

She couldn't be any worse than these last couple of assholes I've had to deal with.

I mean, most of these guys, they want you to fuck their friends just to get to read for a part.

Yeah, I know.

Once I had to fuck the casting director to get to the assistant director.

And then I fucked the director to try and get to the producer.

By the time I got to the producer, I found out the producer was gay, so it didn't do any good.

His boyfriend wouldn't hire me at all, so then we got mad and...

That's how it was.

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