A gorgeous brunette slut gets fucked good

They're all the same anyway.

Really?

Some whore with big tits pretends to get off while a big fat hairy guy fucks her with his limp dick.

I mean the acting's horrible and the dialogue is dumb.

You know the best plots are derived from mainstream Hollywood movies.

Frankly I find it insulting.

One of you guys had to have done it. Come on, fess up.

Yeah, it had to be somebody in this room.

I think it was Dick.

What? Are you serious?

Let's look at the facts.

You ***** all day. You're always late.

You can't be counted on. You have a drinking problem.

And your name is Dick Strong.

So?

So, are you a porn star, Dick?

Are you insane?

Hey, I'm just going by the rules.

Dick Strong, if that is your real name.

The rules?

If someone's going to live out their porn fantasy, they have to do it by the porn rules.

And what are the rules?

Rule number one, the money shot.

Every porn movie has to have a money shot.

We have ours laying in the kitchen.

Rule number two, all the guys' names refer to their penis.

Like Lee Stone, Chris Cannon, Dale DeBone, Dick Strong.

Yeah, and all the girls have dumb exotic names like Gentile and Serenity.

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