A Touch of Genie - 1974

This one?

Well, that's 31, but it's solid silver.

For $31, I could buy the Holy Grail.

Oh, it's, uh, it's you, Irv.

Oh, Melvin, did I see a flick last night?

You see, Tina Russell is this nun.

Yeah, I've seen it.

I've seen it.

You didn't tell me.

Well, I, uh, I ain't seen you.

But I saw you yesterday.

Oh, you took a two-hour lunch again.

What'd you think of the picture?

Uh, it was good.

Oh, oh, in that dream sequence

when Tina's sister and her husband

take off her clothes and put the boots to her.

Oy!

Especially, especially when they remove her undergarments

and the sister warms her up

while the guy gets his schmuck ready.

Wait a second, I only got one.

I didn't know you were coming.

I had breakfast already.

Look.

How pink.

How nice.

Looks like Tina Russell's before the guy poked any schmuck.

Looks good enough to eat.

Aren't you going to eat it?

Yeah, yeah.

After I finish dusting.

Well, uh, yes.

That was an interesting motion picture from a purely intellectual standpoint.

Also very horny.

Last night when I got home, I crept up the stairs.

Nice.

Debbie was in bed reading.

The first words out of her mouth, Irving, don't start already.

Today was my day at the hairdressers.

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