A1NYC Hey Tourist Get out Of The way

Hey, don't get me wrong. I want you to come experience my beautiful city, but

you're a tourist. That means you're a jerk.

Hey, buddy, don't take it personal, alright?

When I go on vacation where you live, I become the jerk.

Hey, look at me. I am in South Dakota.

I'm gonna ask directions and take your picture

and not go to work when you're trying to go to work.

You see that?

Jerk.

Multiply that by ten.

Welcome to New York City.

Boom. You are at the airport.

Get your bags. Go wait for a cab.

Oh, who is this shady character?

Some Mama Luke asking if you want to ride in his unmarked van?

Would you do this in your hometown?

No. Don't do it here.

Wait for your cab, dummy.

Okay, we gotta move fast.

You gotta walk as fast as you possibly can.

Eat as fast as you possibly can.

You wanna watch a two-hour movie?

You'll be done in 90 minutes.

That's how we do things here.

There's two speeds in New York, my friend.

Move fast or get out of the way.

You will want to take pictures of this beautiful city I call home.

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