Abbi2

Oh, God, it's giving me migraine, it's absolutely rank!

Let's pack my cocktail dress as well.

Of course, you won't need any going out clothes because you'll not be coming out.

You're going to be the, um, like a ************ to me, aren't you?

But you like that sort of thing anyway, you like running around after me.

Why don't you go and have a shower, smarten yourself up before the airport run.

Have a shave.

You can rip my boyfriend's shirt if you like.

Please do not rip them, they was highly expensive.

I need to sign them.

Did you get my bikini out of the wash?

I hope it was the Burberry one.

You didn't shrink it, did you?

Good.

Now, did you get the tickets?

Yeah?

You do know that you're travelling in economy.

Brutus and my boyfriend will be travelling with me in first class.

We don't want you sitting in a first class area and humiliating us.

And when we get off the aeroplane, you will carry my luggage, do you understand?

It's only hand luggage, but you will carry it.

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