Alex Harper and Dana Dearmond have hard sex on the couch

Well he's not our son, but we treat him like a son and we do expect you to as well.

Oh, this is just a dog, right?

Just a dog?

He's our everything. We can't conceive.

Um, this is, this is getting weird. I'm gonna go.

Oh no, please don't, don't go. I'm sorry about the confusion.

You're just really adorable and we don't want you to leave.

Did you happen to see the other ad that we placed?

Uh, no I didn't.

It kind of went like this.

Also looking for a cute girl half our age to have sex with and pays more than the other job.

Hmm.

Sounds good to me.

Nice.

Woo!

Yeah!

Let's do this.

Alright.

Hmm, you're so cute.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I am gonna get paid, right?

Yeah.

A lot more than Dina did.

Yeah.

You're gonna like it.

Oh, you millennials love attention.

Mm-hmm.

Kiss my husband.

Oh, babe, it's so hot.

Oh, yeah.

Don't be shy.

This is much better than cleaning up doo-doo or whatever.

You have some nice, pretty little titties.

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