Alex Part 1

Wild girls, big tits.

What?

They like to jump on you.

Any particular coloured hair or just tits?

Dark hair.

Dark hair.

Blonde streaks.

What was that?

Blonde streaks.

Dark hair, blonde streaks, big tits and wild.

Yeah, very wild.

That sums up most guys really.

I do know that you have a very strange masturbation technique.

Can you tell us something about it?

I can sandwich two pillows and shag the pillows on the floor.

So it feels like it's in a woman.

Right.

So instead of just playing with your cock, you actually go around shagging pillows.

Yeah.

So no pillows safe in your house.

Not in my house, no.

And this has been going on for a long time.

Since I was 12.

So one day when you were ******* suddenly decided that you'd give it a go.

Yeah.

And the rest is...

Whack it out.

Whack it out.

And the rest is history as they say.

Well, that's lovely.

I wonder if you could stand up for us and take off those boxer shorts.

And we'll have a little look at you.

That's it.

Does it shake around at all?

Oh, quite well.

That's good.

And now I wonder if you could turn around and we'll have a little look at you from the back.

To round things off nicely.

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