Alison Brie, Gillian Jacobs - ''Community'' s3e10

This is beneath you. You are an intelligent woman.

Also, you're Jewish.

I guess I have a lot to learn about holiday tradition.

Teach me how to understand Christmas.

Show me how to open a box.

It hurts my little head when I'm lying in my bed

with visions of sugar-plum socks.

Is this a bit?

Teach me how to understand Christmas.

Do I trim the tree or the deer?

I can't keep it straight, and now it's getting late.

Where does the stocking go? Here?

I can't see.

What's a Christmas Eve? Is that Santa's lady?

Are snowmen cold or hot?

Won't you be my daddy? I'm a silly Christmas baby.

Tell me what to deck.

-'Cause I forgot. -Annie.

Blaine, hoody, understandy, quiz-buzz.

Mistletoe for eaty tastes good?

You smarty, me dumb, help witty, have fun.

Boop-bee-doop-bee-doop, boop, sex.

Eventually, you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness.

What's a diminishing return?

Is this about regionals?

I just talked to Cory. He needs you to be the Mouse King.

Me? But I'm supposed to be a mute tree.

It's an emergency.

-This will help us get to regionals. -I knew it.

-Wait. Where are the lyrics? -They're in your heart, Britta.

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