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Oh, Annie, give me a break.

I told you this is the last room left in the place.

There's no extra beds. I thought you saw tarantulas.

There's only one bed.

We're just going to have to go and find another place, aren't ya?

Too long, Betty. Like the guy said, everything around here is booked up for some fair or something.

We'll just have to drive onto Scranton there.

Oh, that's a good idea. Drive onto Scranton.

Who's been driving the last ten hours? Come on, hey.

Joe and I have been driving. Who's going to drive that thing?

We'll drive. Betty and I will drive.

I can't drive.

Oh, listen. Friends and relatives. Boys and girls, everybody settle down now.

We are friends and relatives or else why would we be having our honeymoons together?

Mike, we agreed to travel together. We didn't agree to ***** together.

Yeah, I can think of worse ideas.

Like what?

Yeah, like driving to Scranton.

Hey, come on. Mike's right. We'll make the best of it. It's just for one night.

How are we all going to fit comfortably on this bed?

Listen, we don't have to *****. We can converse in body language.

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