AN EVENING WITH KITTEN (1985) part 1 of 2

But I never became an astronaut.

Then I decided I was going to...

So I went around saying, "How much is he offering?"

"Call my agent!"

Baby, that part was...

But I never became a movie star.

Then I seriously considered becoming a wino.

But I just couldn't do it, because I still wanted to be a movie star.

I kept telling myself, "Think positive, and one day, something's going to happen."

And then, one day, it did.

titillation

May I present our next contestant?

Milky Way!

The entire city of Hollywood, California was destroyed to the ground.