Aren't you a little bit curious ?

When are you going to snap out of it and go back to Dad?

Janice, your dad and I split up twelve years ago, and it had nothing to do with Aiden,

and everything to do with the fact he couldn't keep a certain appendage in his pants.

Oh, come on. Everyone makes mistakes.

Janice, one day, one day you will learn.

Now I have to go to work. It's your day to do laundry. Please don't forget, okay?

I'll see you later.

Ugh. What?

Gross!

You're a pain in the ass.

Man, this is game.

I'm not eating. I'm not gaming alone.

Man, I'm stuck with my dick in it.

I can't move my legs.

Ugh.

What do you mean?

You're playing my dick?

Ugh.

I don't know.

Clever.

Mm-hmm. Very nice.

Well, maybe you shouldn't just

leave your bloody toys out for everyone to see.

It's gross and creepy.

What's gross and creepy

is your little fucking performance in my bedroom.

Get out.

Ew, no. This is my house.

I lived here first.

You want to continue living here?

You know what?

My mom was normal until she met you

and decided to become like a dyke.

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