Babysitter's Dirty Little Secret: How I Sucked My Boss's Dick to Get Concert Tickets

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My Boss Caught Me Stealing and Now I'm Paying the Price with My Mouth

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The ********. I just, I don't know if that's a good idea. I mean, I'm literally broke.

Like, I don't even think I could afford the parking. I mean, I don't know when she's gonna be back here.

She has like a million concerts. I mean, she's Taylor Swift. I mean, yeah, he's taking the **** to the concert.

But do you really think I should steal tickets?

Are you sure?

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Well, like, I'll kind of feel bad for the ****, right, if I take their tickets?

I know, but they're rich.

They could probably go to another Taylor Swift concert in another country if they wanted to.

Maybe I'll just look through, like, one drawer.

Okay.

No, no.

I should have known she was gonna be a handful.

Come on, no.

I guess he's going to see Taylor freaking Swift.

Yes we are.

Fuck it, alright, I'm gonna call you back, okay?

Yeah, bye bye, I'm gonna stash them.

Oh for goodness sakes.

Guess I'm gonna have to handle this one now.

So, uh...

The ********. I figured I would take off, you know?

Yeah, you're not going anywhere.

Um, what?

Where are the tickets, Chloe? The Taylor Swift tickets?

What tickets?

You know damn well what tickets I'm talking about. Where did you put them, Chloe?

I don't have Taylor Swift tickets.

The **** and I, the whole family really, have been Taylor Swift fans for a very long time.

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