Bad Stepmoms II

Yeah, what?

You're masturbating in your *****.

I'm not.

Oh, God.

I'm late. Don't you need to be at the office?

Uh, I'm working from home today. I gotta make some phone calls.

Besides, I wasn't masturbating. And if I was, so what?

You're creepy.

I think it's the alternator, but also I don't know about cars, right?

So, uh, I'm sorry about this.

Oh, I know it's not your fault.

I just wish I would have picked a better place to like, go sneak off and have sex.

Like my bedroom.

It's alright, I called my mom and she'll call me back in a minute, but um,

I don't know, I guess she's finishing up with a client or something right now.

Okay.

Uh, well what about like roadside assistance?

Don't even worry about it, my mom will come and she'll take care of everything.

Um, okay.

Speak of the devil.

Hey mom.

Uh, yeah, so Libby and I are broken down on the side of the road.

Yeah, right by Red Creek Road.

You know, by the hiking trail entrance.

Yeah, well, no, mom, I don't know if you know, but I have half days for the rest of the year.

Yeah, yeah, all my credits are taken care of.

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