Badly abused

Oh my gosh, she's so innocent.

I know, that's adorable.

Are you excited for fall?

Yeah? - I think it was a great idea

for your dad to send us to come visit.

Yeah, totally, absolutely.

'Cause we've been here a couple years.

Yeah.

And you're our little cousin,

and we've always looked after you.

It'll be nice to be in school to see you guys.

Yeah, we'll keep you in the loop, you know?

Teach you the ropes. - Yeah.

There's a lot you need to know about going to college.

Really? - Yeah.

Well, first of all, this is part of it right here.

Learn how to drink, right?

Cheers.

You don't wanna be the dorky girl

like sitting in the corner drinking a wine galore.

No. - No.

That'd be really embarrassing.

No, okay.

And, yeah, drink up.

There's the whole thing about your boyfriend.

Oh, your cute little high school sweetheart boyfriend.

Have you guys been together since freshman year?

Yeah. - Oh my God.

You've been missing out.

Do you even know what you've been missing out on?

How far have you gone with him?

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