Bare bottom paddling

I got that like two months ago!

Go get your ticket.

I'm tired of this.

Go now.

Yeah, that's wishful thinking.

You've been using a belt on me since you were like 13?

Really?

Nice try.

Please?

Go give me the ticket.

Please. All of my friends are going. I've been waiting forever.

Well, at least that's a little more realistic.

I don't know if I should be doing this or not.

Honestly this is getting off easy.

For all week I've been dealing with this.

All week.

You think this is going to solve it?

Please.

Please.

Please.

You're going to go to this concert, aren't you?

Yes.

I don't think you're going to like the results if I stand up.

Is that really what you want?

Yes.

I don't think you're going to regret this decision.

I want to make sure as you sit through this concert tonight,

that you remember this.

Honestly this is getting off easy.

For all week I've been dealing with this.

All week.

And you think this is going to solve it?

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