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I have lots of problems with my pipes. I really didn't expect to have such a hot plumber job, Joe.

Oh, well, I kind of get that a lot.

I'm sure you do. You have some pretty big tools in your belt here.

Thanks, I mean, you gotta have big tools to do the job.

You do. And, uh, do we have a purpose for the tape measure on a plumbing job?

Of course. I mean, you have to measure the pipes to make sure they fit.

I might want to measure something else. Why don't you come in?

It's an awfully big house. It must have been a really high tax rate.

Yeah, I get by.

If you want to show them your kitchen.

Oh, great. Follow me.

So, Joe the plumber, do you have your plumbing license?

Plumbing license?

Yes, your plumbing license.

Um, not on me.

Not on you, but do you have an actual plumbing license?

Um, it's kind of a long story. I mean, with the economy the way it is today, I couldn't afford to renew my license.

So, I'm an excellent plumber, though.

So why were you looking in your pocket? Like, you may have had it with you and you really don't have one at all.

Interesting. I think I may have more needs than just plumbing.

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