Bbw Sister In Law

What?

He was two humps and a squirt.

Why can't we meet a good man like your husband?

Um...

He just threw my 82 inches of ass on her.

He wanted to sit here and act like he was watching a football game.

Damn!

I don't work like that.

Well why everybody out fucking me is a damn loser!

Oh girl, tell me about it.

With a big L.

Loser.

Girl, what happened to the guy you was messing with?

Well...

Girl, let me tell you one thing.

Well, come to find out, after we had dated a while,

and you know, we had a lot of good sex,

we found out he had two baby mamas,

a mistress, and like eight ****.

And he couldn't do nothing for me. Nothing at all.

I said, "Jerry Springer and Maury Corbett shit."

That's what I'm talking about.

But, you know, I can't really tell you about him right now.

But, I have been having some good sex.

I really can't tell you about him right now because, you know,

I don't know if it's a sure thing yet.

But, when I find out that it's a sure thing, I will share it with you.

But right now, I really can't tell you nothing about him.

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