Bear in the U.S.S.R

San Francisco.

Okay, can I check your bag please?

Sure.

Okay, please come with me.

Good one.

And these tables, what are these?

Can you work here, please?

Can you please come with me?

What for?

Just come with me please, let me figure that out.

We have viewed your tapes.

So you like borderline.

They're not my thing.

I mean, what did I do?

Who would put such a thing in your house?

Maybe it's somebody else's head you love.

Just because there's two tanks in there, you're doing all this to me?

So you like big men?

Do you like big men?

I didn't say that.

You would make this difficult for me, yes?

Do I have to say anything to you?

Perhaps I will make it difficult for you.

You already have.

It could get much better.

Relax.

Enjoy yourself.

Perhaps with your cooperation, things would go much more smoothly.

Or do I have to be in a co-operative?

Let me show you.

Get it.

I'll be your bread and butter.

I'll do so.

Yes.

Hmm.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, oh.

I have arranged for you to go. You are free to go now, but I will keep these. They are, how would you say, a hot commodity here in Russia. Have a good day.

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