BEN DOVER: Bonking Barmaids - Chapter #02

No, I'm afraid not. I'm afraid it's rather quiet.

Well, you can see you're the only customer.

Yeah, do you think it's because it's me? - No, it's because...

They knew I was coming. - I don't think it's you, darling.

There's actually a new bar that's opened down the road

and it's a fun bar with, you know, sports themes.

So they've got Sky and everything. - Ah, Sky Sports now, eh?

So you can't compete with that. Luckily, I'm a slightly older generation

and I don't really want to watch football at all, let alone in the theme pub.

So, anyway, what do you think's going to happen to this place, then?

Ooh, do you know, I think I might actually end up closing it down.

Really? What, and you're dressed all so sexy as well.

Yeah, well, the boss thought this would help bring the punters in, but...

Well, it brought me in. - So far not working.

It brought you in, didn't it? - No.

Well, still not working. - So what are you going to do?

Are you going to close this place down? Are you going to carry on?

Get another job somewhere?