Bernard Morris Classics

Oh, there's a chill in the air.

I give my soul to keep it up.

That can be arranged.

Arranger, my ass. You said you'd give your soul not to come so quickly.

I can arrange it. Do it.

Not so fast. Am I going to be perpetually turned on by this?

Absolutely. And he won't come too quickly?

For sure. I personally guarantee it. Yes, yes, it's a deal.

Now wait a minute. My soul?

I can't fuck your soul.

Exactly what's involved in this deal?

It's simple. It's just this.

You can eat it from a jar, rub it on, cook it in your food,

have it as a dessert, mix it in a glass of machine.

It'll always refill itself. Put it on the steak. Anything at all. Deal?

Do it. Take it. Make the deal. Now.

Is this some kind of shuck? How do I know this isn't some sort of trick?

Need I say more?

Come on, let's try it.

Yes sir, it's a deal.

Come now, sir. You heard the lady, it's a deal.

Thank God.

He had nothing to do with it.

Oh, oh, oh, fuck me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, hard, hard.

Oh, man.

more, more, more

i can feel it

i can feel it

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