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Um...

So tell me about you, Ash. How did you get in my bed?

What events led you into my bed?

Um... online and...

What sparked your interest?

Millennial boredom.

Oh, really? Okay.

Well, what a better way to spend your time.

Yes. Exactly.

Get laid and get paid.

Good motto.

So speaking of getting laid, what's...

Tell me what you're into, like sexually.

So I'm normally versus top.

Um... it really is.

Unless it's like you and someone else and then the other two,

but that's not really a foursome.

No, it's... okay, fair enough.

What do you like to do for fun?

So I do yoga, I draw, I paint, I read a lot.

I like running sometimes.

And that's pretty much it.

So you're flexible? - Yes.

You can do the splits or...

Almost. - Can you give us a demonstration?

Just as far as you can go. - Okay.

Obviously.

That's pretty good.

That would be considered splits.

Uh... no, I'm not gonna do it on the other side.

So can you do it, like, outways?

What's the difference?

Or what's the way you call it? - Uh-oh.

Probably not.

No, definitely not.

Still, that's pretty good. - That's about it.

Have you ever done the splits onto a dick before?

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