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A monkey could get out of there easy.

Originally arrested for possession of ******** tools.

They weren't mine.

They never are.

They weren't planted on me.

By who?

A guy.

He was pissed because I was fucking his sister.

Well that's too bad.

You got three months.

Couldn't pin any B&Es on you, huh?

I didn't do anything.

You escaped from a minimum security correctional facility.

No one would listen to me.

Well you're here now.

And you're now red start as a security risk.

You understand?

Yes sir.

And you're still classified as a youthful offender, right?

Yes sir.

So now you're ready to do your time.

Plus an additional six months.

And you'll come out all brand spanking fresh and dewy, right?

I guess so sir.

We'll see about that.

Come in.

Eric here's the trustee. Take him off. Yes sir.

You try anything funny and I will pepper spray your ass.

Strip down.

Dr. Rubin's gone home. You can do the preliminary search.

Yes, sir.

Sorry dude, I gotta do this.

Looks like you got an itch there, son.

An itch that might need scratching.

Is that right, son?

Got an itch?

Eric, do something about that.

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