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Hello Clark.

How's it going?

Hi Chief, quick put the show on.

Right.

All right now, in order for us to continue putting out the world's number one sex magazine,

and to draw our paychecks, Luther must be stopped.

So in addition to your other assignments, from now on you'll keep an eye out for him

and his evil work.

I want you to take a supply of these Krypton crispy peanuts with you on your next assignments

Use them, record the reactions. We're going to write these up for our next issue.

Now Clark, your next assignment... That's fine, that's fine.

Your next assignment, Clark, is the "My Scene" column.

I want you to go over and interview Bobo Fockefeller.

She's the one who wrote "The Wealthy Sensuous Woman."

And take Jimmy with you. Get lots of photographs and use the peanuts.

Okay, Clark, Clark, just one thing, Clark.

Beware of Luther.

I told you to hold the calls.

What about me, Chief?

You and I, Lois, are going to check the effects of Krypton Crispy Peanuts.

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