Big Heavy Titties

No.

I mean people tell me this all the time.

They tell you that all the time?

You never did any pornos or anything like that?

No?

I know it turns a lot of guys on, right?

It do.

Yeah, look at that.

Yeah, this long guy.

Tell me, they look like basketballs.

Shit, look at that.

God.

Wow.

You know I'm going to have to get your number.

I don't have a phone.

You don't have a phone?

Why not?

Because someone might want to buy me one.

Wow.

I'm gonna buy me one soon as I get $50.

$50? You gonna buy a year file?

Yeah.

Wow, it's gonna be really on there, huh?

Yeah.

I'm gonna buy me one on that ugly $50 file.

Wow.

Well, I'm gonna have to catch back up with you and do something else.

Let me change my batteries and then I'll finish getting ahead of that blowjob.

Battery, eh?

Finish me off, Eddie.

Oh, yes.

Let me feel.

Look at my knuckles, Mummy.

How many blood drives did you get today?

I don't know.

How many I did today?

Today.

You're right.

That's it?

Yeah.

Okay.

Finish me off, I'm about to bust out.

Take your jacket off, son.

Put your mouth on the tent.

You see yourself on the camera?

Catch it for me, baby?

Uh-huh.

That didn't take long, did it?

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