Big Man Ray(pick#363)

Too many women in your life, huh? Couldn't get away?

Yeah, something like that.

Daryl, my boy, you can't just hide in your apartment and dream about getting laid.

You gotta make an effort.

Mark, my boy, could we talk about something else for a change?

Like what?

Like your sex life.

Don't bother. You tried to tell me once.

Bye, y'all.

Sometimes, she gets to me.

Me too.

Forget it. She's out of your league.

AJ, have you ever talked to a TV set before?

I'm fuckin' believable!

Hey, do me a favor.

This is unfuckin' believable!

What is there an echo in here?

Come on already with the amazement! We need to talk!

What about?

About trading places.

What?

Trading places.

You know, I know how much you envy me.

Christ, I've been watching you for months now, I should know.

You have?

Anyway, this is your big chance. We'll trade places for one day, 24 hours.

You want to get laid, don't you?

Sure.

Let's see, if the tape is left running continuously, that's about 16 showings per day.

Now, I have three sex scenes. That would make it 48 times that you get laid.

Think of it, Darryl. 48 times.

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