Big Man Ray(pick#41)

Oh, worse than ever.

Bad, very bad.

These reoccurring head feelings, dizzy spells, are just--

Oh, yes, yes, the dizzy spells.

And these occur only when you have an erection, right?

That is correct, mm-hmm.

Mm, only at the point when the penis leaps up, is this correct?

Mm-hmm, and after that, it's hard to seem to recover.

And this penis takes five pints of blood.

Mr. Ratner, shall we begin our session?

Sure.

Right this way, Mr. Ratner.

Now, Mr. Ratner, first we must get to your subconscious.

Concentrate. Concentrate.

You cannot keep your eyes open.

You want to sleep.

Let your subconscious take over.

Now open your eyes, Jack.

Now take off your clothes.

Long strokes, my dear.

long straight

I've been working on that lovely joint for over four years.

Developing it, watching it grow.

Would you believe it was only five inches long when I started?

And if we keep on working on it real good, the world will forget about Catherine the Great's pony.

Hmm. Rich and powerful women everywhere will be beating a path at my door just for a chance at that.

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