Big Man Ray(pick#881)

Bye!

It's better already.

Hey, how's it going?

Alright, looks like I caught you dressing, huh?

Yeah, I can't find anything to wear.

You're not ready to go out of here.

I'm not. This is as far as I've gotten.

Yeah, you know you wanna sing it, come on.

Doc, this problem is ruining my life.

All I think about all the time are tits.

Huge tits, enormous knockers, with nice hard nipples.

Your... your obsession with size is a normal malfunction.

It indicates the **********'s urge to grow to full.

When we're young.

We're jealous of adults.

They have what we want.

Seemingly so, because they are adults.

Because they're bigger.

We grow up longing for big.

Big cars, big houses, big bank accounts.

And of course, big ****.

Since you put it that way...

Have I helped you to put things in there? Proper perspective?

Oh, you have. Believe me, you have.

By the way, what does BC stand for?

Beer can.

Your parents named you Beer Can?

Oh, no. That was an old college nickname.

I thought it stood for something else.

What do you mean?

So, tell me, BC, when did this obsession of yours become a problem?

Well, Doc, I was really a happily married man for a while,

till I met the Hansons.

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