Black and White. So there is nothing wrong with your screen..

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doink, doink, doink

The way she moves, she's like a ballet dancer

She's shaking that ass, took the new ballet jams

I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer

Police saying, "Freeze!"

Doink, doink, doink

What do you mean, "Freeze, please?"

I'm a human being, I have needs

I'm not done, not till I'm finished peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing

Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground, any further, it's impossible for me

Do not treat me like a ********

I just like to pee, pee, pee

Yes, I make R&B

I sing song, it don't ring it strong

Ching, chong, chong, chong, ching

Psych, I joke, I joke, I yield, I yield

If I defend, I'm sorry, please, please forgive

For I am triumph, the puppet dog

I am a mere puppet, I can give the world

With anything I say, and you will love it

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doink, doink, doink

Jessica Simpson, the Toe So Simpson

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