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Black Stud Fucking Guy's Wife While He Records

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Let's go!

Why is that?

Why is that like the only food

in American society that we're willing to die for?

There's no other food.

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If it's ******* and your friend's like

"Let's go get some chicken parm!"

You're like "Shut the fuck up Larry!"

I'm not gonna go eat chicken parmesan right now, you monster!

No chicken parm right now, we're ******.

And he's like "Beef and bean chalupa!"

You're like "Slip my wrist right now, I will die for this shit."

Cheesy gorditas crunch, give me the noose.

I enjoy to party guys, as you can tell by my extra neck fat.

I do man, it was just my birthday a few days ago guys.

Yeah, I just turned 35 years old.

Yeah, okay.

Skip it up to your mid-thirties I guess.

It's a shitty age.

'Cause I still party, but I'm friends with most of my friends from high school

and they have like real jobs, they have **** and mortgages and real lives.

And I'm like "Hey, what are we doing for my birthday?"

And they're like "Your mid-week 35, 5th year old birthday?"

Absolutely nothing, you Peter Pan motherfucker.

We're not doing anything for your birthday.

It's Dalton's soccer practice.

The next morning.

I'm happy too man, because my friends used to try to ****** me on my birthdays.

21 was the scariest day of my life.

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