Black Widow Foursome With Deadpool, Yelena & The Taskmaster

Now here we go.

Another moron who doesn't know I can regenerate.

I wish you bad guys read more comics.

It just... gives me a headache.

It makes me cranky.

Let's try this again, fuckhead.

What do you want it to say on your tombstone?

Zombie Moon Knight?

Or Albino Red Skull?

His name is Taskmaster.

Hello, kiddo.

Wow.

Seriously?

The Taskmaster?

What kind of fucking name is that?

Sounds like a late night infomercial.

New! From the people who made you the Veggie Master!

Yeah, you're crossing the line, pal.

Well, you crossed the line when you chopped my fucking head off.

Ghost Rider.

Hey, I'm not here to fight.

Which means this is your fucking lucky night.

You know, someone with an ugly skull face...

on your... face...

you sure are fucking hilarious.

Hey, tell him.

He injected himself with SS Harpshore Fjord's Horge Gorge Primer,

an elaborate modification of the adrenal steroid cortisol,

designed to unlock the mind's procedural memory potential.

Right.

Did you get that?

'Cause I sure shit didn't.

English, please?

He has photographic reflexes,

which means he can absorb anything that you do and replicate it instantly.

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