blackmail in mother (better version)

I'm out of here.

You know, what are you doing?

Come on, go to the doctor.

Look, you know, can we talk about this?

Mom, I came home, I saw your car, I knew you were home,

I just wanted to come, see if you could give me a ride.

You know, I didn't expect this.

We can leave this quiet, OK?

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

You sure?

You sure about that?

Yeah.

Wow.

So Dad doesn't have to know?

No, that doesn't happen.

Really?

Uh, just saying, you know.

Bad doesn't have to know. I don't tell them.

Are you blackmailing me?

You know, I... What the hell are they teaching you in school?

Oh, I'm ahead of my class.

And mom, you know, everybody has secrets.

And you know what? I can keep a secret.

Of course.

Mom, just touching your tits. They're nice tits. I can't touch.

I mean, if a long guy was touching them, he's not even family.

I mean, you should let family at least touch. Jesus.

You know, all I'm saying is, Mom...

I should let family touch?

Yeah, you gotta keep it in the family here, Mom. We do. Honestly.

And I'm not gonna tell Dad. Look, look, Mom.

Oh my God, what the...

I'm not gonna tell Dad unless you do something for me, Mom.

And you know, I've been kind of getting in a slump with my girlfriend.

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