Bloated Beyond Belief

mmm

airburps

Oh, I'm so full.

Burp it, yo.

Wow.

Gotta make room for more bubbles.

You see what I do for you?

I do like you that much.

It's so full.

It's so weird, it's bigger on one side than it is on the other.

Come on burps.

Winner.

For that, I would give myself an 8, considering the magnitude of my burps regularly.

That was a wet one.

There's my pregnant belly.

It's a ginger ale baby.

So bloated.

I think I squeezed all the air I could out of there.