Blue pill Stepmom

And now I've got a really bad one.

But, uh, that's besides the point.

I found dad's little bottle thing.

And I didn't look at the label.

And I thought I was going to leave, but...

I think it was Viagra.

And how is this my problem?

Go back off!

I did, like, four times.

Oh my God! Really?

Fine. Just come on behind here and do what your father usually does.

Come on!

Come on, I don't got time for this!

Ugh!

Oh my god, is this your first time getting laid even?

Come on! Geez, I get my own room and this is the shit I gotta put up with? Are you kidding me?

Oh my god. Hurry up! I gotta make dinner in a little bit.

Seriously, you know, get the job done. It's not for pleasure.

You take even longer than your father does.

My God.

Okay, so I was thinking about growing a vegetable garden. What do you think about this?

I'm going to need your help digging, since you seem to be digging real good back there.

Some tomato plants.

Some cucumbers, that would be nice.

Hmm.

Ooh, vegetables and... ooh, how about an apple tree?

Hmm.

Lots of tomatoes.

Bell peppers too, that would be really nice.

You can make that really good spaghetti sauce you like too, huh?

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