BORING FAT COW JUST TO CUM ON HER

I mean, really. Let's be honest here.

I hate bitchy girls.

That's why I'm not friends with females. They're just too much work. Too much drama.

Guys, you know, super chill.

Occasionally, you know, has your eyes on the cleavage.

You know, like you are now.

It's okay. I don't blame you.

You're still looking. I don't even have to look at you and I know you're still looking.

Your girlfriend is just fucking ridiculous.

I'm pretty put out about what just happened. Like, pretty put out.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just trying to zone for a minute, you know?

You're still looking at my cleavage.

You also have a pretty decent bulge going on.

You want to play a game?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Oh come on, you know you're dying to see.

Your girlfriend's tits don't even equal one of my tits.

Like, everyone's dying to see.

I know, especially you, you know, with that bulging package.

But if you really don't want to, just take my shirt off for the sake of taking my shirt off.

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