boss

Cole, you been working out?

No.

See, you need to fucking start getting on that.

So, what are you in the mood for today? Anything? Are you up for anything?

Anything in three weeks.

Alright, so yeah.

On the bus.

Three weeks, anything.

On the bus.

Any fucking wiener you can find him, he's good with.

Call it that.

He's not even being... Mr. Picky is not being picky today.

Oh my god!

Is your butt ready for this adventure?

It's been ready. It's been three weeks.

It's been ready for three weeks.

That's like his badger disease. Three weeks.

Yeah, I know. Your butt's ready for some...

Have you been jerking off at least?

I look at myself when I masturbate.

Well that's good that you can love yourself. You're loving yourself and loving yourself at the same time.

Yeah, it's like the duality of love.

Right.

And the more I'm in the gym, the better I look, the more I get into it, the more I get pumped to go into the gym.

It's like this awesome positive cycle.

That's deep.

It's something.

Cole, you ever jerk off in the mirror?

Really? Do you get turned on by yourself?

Of course.

You do?

Of course, yes.

I don't do that.

I love myself.

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