Brad Kalvo and Kyle Kash (COC)

have landed me in some major trouble.

Instead though, he just smiled at me and told me to come see him in a couple years.

So, it had been a couple years.

I was home visiting my parents and decided to swing by my old training park to see if

he was still there.

I put on a pair of short jogging shorts and my old jockstrap for the occasion, and when

I got there I found him in the same office I used to imagine him fucking me in.

He smiled at me and gave me a warm hello, seemingly excited to see me.

He even pulled out an old yearbook so he could compare me then to how I look now.

All fairly normal conversation, but I'd be lying if the experience didn't have me boringly

boring.

So I brought up our old conversation.

You know, it's been a couple years.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Well, you know what? Why don't you come by my place in a half hour?

Sounds good to me.

Okay.

I'll meet you there.

Alright.

Hey, Coach.

Hey.

How you doing?

Good. I've been waiting all day to see you.

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