Brunette Hottie Sucks A Dick

It's that bad.

Aww.

You have an air mattress?

At least you have my favorite fluffy pillow.

Yes, I know you like your little fluffy pillow.

I only have a green one.

It sucks, man! It sucks being hurt.

I'm sorry.

I don't bake, so I really can't make you cookies or a cake that say "get better."

I'm not good at that.

It'd be bad. It'd really probably just be better I didn't bake.

You might feel worse.

I might get sick.

Yeah, well, sick could be the worst thing that could happen.

And I couldn't run to the bathroom to ******** either, could I?

Oh, shit, no.

I'll be sitting there with a bucket.

Not that I would do the *****ing thing, but I'd be like, "Alright, I get it!"

Well, you said you could do something to make me feel better.

I can.

And, you know, even though I'm not, like, into the whole, like, ***** in my mouth thing,

there are other things I do like to put in my mouth.

Oh, I get where this is going.

Well, what's so wrong with a sympathy BJ?

Um, nothing. Actually, I have my sympathy BJ chair right here.

Do I have to, like, push it over for you?

No, no. I can make it over there.

Are you going to wheel yourself this way and scoot?

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