Bucky Beaver's Stags, Loops & Peeps #21

But it is one commodity that she will never sell

It's plain to see why Fifi uses it instead of banks

It can carry nearly 50 million francs

It's a large one, it's a large one

I'm sure it will go down in history

It's a large one, it's a large one

But Fifi claims it's snug as it can be

A Folies girl named Mimi said if hers were stretched a bit

She'd guarantee that four big men could all get into it

But Fifi got five men in hers, then murmured, "What a bore

I've still got room for half a dozen more"

A mademoiselle from Cape Harry declared that with some luck

Hers would be quite big enough to hold an army truck

But put it next to Fifi's and it wouldn't stand a chance

For Fifi's got the biggest one in France

It's a large one, it's a huge one

And of many jokes, Fifi has been the brunt

It's a large one, oh, a large one

But still Fifi has quite a charming front

Fifi went to America to give the Yanks a show

She even made the Texans forget the Alamo

A cowboy took her dancing and she got home rather late

Now she's got the biggest in the 48

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