Busting your balls to the absolute limit

Oh, you want me to slap your balls, don't you? Yes, you do.

You like that?

Oh, oh, oh, tell me what you want. I'm gonna squeeze those cock ears, huh?

Work up to it.

Uh-huh. Hold it. Hold those balls steady and just bring your hand down like a fricking hammer on your nuts.

Ah, ah, ah, oh my god.

I want you to fist your hands and just come straight down and punch the shit out of your fricking balls.

Could you do that?

I like to feel them pop as I squeeze down on them.

Now I'm gonna kick you.

Yeah, just sit there and tap them.

Yeah, do you like that?

Leave it in. I want you to do some more smacks.

Right in the head. Right in the head where the Q-tip's sitting.

Uh-huh.

I've got...oh yeah. Here we go.

Kick. Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Fist together and scoop. Scoop and hit. Just start doing it really fast, like over and over and over again.

Kick. Some jabs. There we go.

There we go. There we go.

This motherfucker right here doesn't know how to drive. He doesn't really even want to learn.

I'm in a fucking SUV.

Men like you deserve to be kicked in the nuts because you're so fucking sad.

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