Caning

So, talk to me about your food plan.

I've been doing better.

What do you think you've been doing better on?

No peanut butter.

Well, let's go over your list, okay?

That's good, that was the number one thing on the list, no peanut butter.

Yeah, I haven't had any peanut butter.

No bread.

Okay.

No guacamole.

No.

No beer or ******* except on free day.

No popcorn or icies.

No fast food other than fresh mix or sandwiches and salad.

Ices or slurpees?

Ices and slurpees.

No food after 7pm.

And no high sugar foods or baked goods.

How you doing?

Well, we're going to find out, aren't we?

What have you been able to stay off of this week?

Peanut butter.

What does a thief want?

Mm-hmm.

Hold your shirt up a little bit.

Oh, God, this is so embarrassing.

I know it's embarrassing.

It's going to be a lot more embarrassing if you have a big good belly.

Jesus.

That can't be right.

It is right.

You lost an eighth of an inch.

That's awesome.

And that's just peanut butter.

Right.

That's good.

I've been having a bad week.

But no peanut butter.

We'll talk about that later.

It has been for both of us.

...