Can't pay the rent 1

I'll write you an IOU. Is that okay?

Okay, well, it's, yeah, I mean, it's pretty much the same thing

'cause, you know, it's like a credit card type thing.

You know, I'll just, you know, I'll just bake you cookies.

How's that?

Okay, no.

Um, well, you see, here's the thing.

I'm very sorry I'm late,

but I just had so many other things come up this past month.

Like, I had to get my nails done, and, you know,

I had to dye my hair and just, you know, maintenance and stuff.

I mean, I had to tan. I had to tan. I'm sorry.

Like, and you know how it is, and, you know, it's hard being a girl,

and I'm hoping you would understand why my rent is late,

and I promise I'll pay you the rent next week

along with the other months' rent that I owe you.

I promise.

Okay, I don't even know, like, why you're getting mad.

I mean, I'm a cute girl.

Like, I really shouldn't have to pay rent.

I mean, just by you having me live in your house,

I mean, that should be payment enough, don't you think?

Well, I think so.

I definitely think so.

So I don't know why you're giving me attitude.

I mean, I should get free rent.

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