Car Wash Cougars

Dude, I fucked a neighbor boy the other day.

Oh shit, tell me all about it, dude.

Oh, dude.

He's all timid and shy and shit.

I was like, putting it down.

He's all like...

I think he was scared because his mom was coming home and shit.

I'm like, that's right!

I'm knowing everything.

Shit.

Looks pretty good, so far.

So...

Over here.

Dude.

Wasn't that *** driven by like five times?

Yeah, he has.

Or road passing five times.

Isn't that um...

I think it is his little brother.

He's kinda cute.

He is cute.

I will kick your ass!

Try me.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh, you gotta spray me down.

My pleasure.

Get it off of me.

Woo!

Did you see that?

Yeah.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I think I'm alright.

You sure you're okay?

I hit my knee pretty hard.

Oh.

You need a band-aid?

I don't know, I don't know.

You wanna come in and sit down?

Yeah, I could do that.

I think that'll work.

You want me to get your bike?

That's really bad.

Yeah, here, help me out with my bike, please.

Oh, shit.

I do mind you hurt, but I think I need a little bit of help from you to be able to get in.

Oh, for sure.

We'll help you out.

Let me see, what are you looking for, like...

Yeah, um...

A little bit.

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