Carnal Experiences Of All Varieties
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3,000 years ago, give or take a few centuries, a couple of pagan priests, a few witches, and a very horny oracle decided to solve the sexual problems of mankind.
Their solution was a magical talisman which...
The neck rendered the owner irresistible.
Naturally, it worked beautifully,
and several of the more enterprising priests were considering mass production,
when, as magic things will do, the damned thing disappeared.
Actually, there were still quite a few problems with the talisman that hadn't been worked out.
For one thing, it only worked once for each owner.
For another, it had to be immediately passed on as soon as it worked its erotic spell,
which made it the world's first and only chain letter aphrodisiac.
Over the centuries, the talisman reappeared, having acquired yet another trait.
If you didn't treat it with proper respect, you could also get bad luck.
In short, you get your charm and take your chances.
Abby, dear, what are you up to?
Oh, the 15th canto of "Pleasures of the Isles of Lesbos" by Sassel.
No, dear, it's not a detergent. She was Greek.
Yes.
Oh, how are you, love? How was your date with George?
Poor George. He was so exciting, I actually fell ****** on him last night.
Yes, really.
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