Carnal Olympics (1983)

A tie with who?

Well, it happens to be with you and another actress named Lynx Cannon.

Now, the problem can be solved if we can have a contest to determine who really is the hottest.

So, um...

What kind of a contest?

Well, it would be a contest between you and this actress, Lynx Cannon,

and both of you would be able to direct your own erotic scene on film.

Now, the winner of the most erotic scene would win $50,000.

Wow!

But I have to get to other business right now. Can I call you back later?

Yeah, sure, that'd be fine.

Oh, good. Speak to you then.

Okay, thanks. Bye.

Hello?

Lynx Cannon, please.

This is Lynx. Who's this?

Hello, this is Hollywood International Magazine.

Oh!

Yes, our magazine is running an article on the hottest young film actresses.

Who could be hotter than me?

Well, no need to get upset, but we have chosen a Miss Gail Sterling.

You know her?

Yes.

Oh, well, wonderful.

Well, anyway, the editors of our magazine have determined that the only way to find out who the hottest woman in the industry is today is to have a contest between you and Miss Sterling.

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