Caught in The Game

Well, you know, the online walkthrough says it takes about twelve.

So, I'm trying to see if I can beat it.

Why don't you just play something else?

Or why don't we play something else?

This is a one player game.

So did my mom leave with your dad yet?

Uh, I think they left about an hour ago.

Oh, okay.

Did you finally die?

Yes!

I had to scratch my fucking facial hair because I was shaved.

What are you doing dude?

Uh, your legs, they look like they needed a massage.

Okay.

Alright, I guess it's not too bad.

Oh my god, yes, fuck a dungeon.

Ugh, these mini bosses are so fucking annoying.

*********** distract from my guy.

Keep playing the game.

Okay.

These fucking dodogongos.

Goddammit.

You don't mind if I stick my joystick in you, do you?

Can you even hear me?

Too zoned into the game, huh?

Okay.

Sorry?

Oh, I'm sorry.

What the fuck, man, you just made me lose points.

Wait.

Fuck, dude.

You're not even worried about me just sticking my dick in?

I could throw you back there, massage my ass.

I just like, don't like, I mean, don't just ram it in.

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