Celeste & India

So, have you been sitting long?

A couple years now.

Oh, good.

I would say about two and a half.

Oh, so you're pretty experienced.

Yeah. Oh, do you need references?

No, I think I'm a pretty good judge.

I think it's going to be fine.

Okay.

Yeah, so I guess I should probably tell you about my baby boy.

Oh, please do. I'm excited.

Oh, he's adorable.

But, you know, he's got some quirky things that he likes, you know, and has to be exact.

Definitely breakfast ***** o'clock.

Well, that's kind of late, no?

It is, it is, but right ***** is good.

Okay.

Yeah.

And he'll probably take a nap, you know, early afternoon.

Is there a set time you want me to put him down?

Oh, he'll let you know.

Yeah.

Okay, good.

There won't be any question.

And after his nap, he'll probably watch some TV.

And do not lose the remote control because he will throw a major temper tantrum.

Major.

Okay, I'll make sure.

Yeah, don't lose that.

And then lunch is usually around 3, and he likes steak.

Rare. He likes it rare.

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