Charlie’s Porn Adventure - VOL #03

What do you think of that pussy?

That is one really big cunt.

Look at those lips on that pussy.

Big roast beef sandwich.

Mark, I just-- - Does it make you hungry?

Charlie, Charlie!

We just got off with Michaels, dude.

They just canceled your show.

Hold on, I hear my manager's voice.

Charlie, the network dropped your show.

Do you hear what I'm saying?

Charlie, your two million dollars an episode,

it's over.

Two and a half.

Give me the big phone.

I have a phone, right there.

Right there.

Hello? Hello, network?

Yeah, you know who this is, motherfucker.

Yeah, Charlie

I'm the highest paid entertainer on fucking television.

You know who I am? I'll tell you who I am.

I own Monday Night.

Monday Night might as well be called Charlie

Might as well just be called Sunday Charlie Tuesday.

But you know what I'm gonna do for you?

You motherfuckers.

I'm gonna fucking take my show

and I'm gonna call three and a half men who will blow your shit right out of the water.

That's right.

And then, you and me, baby, in the octagon.

That's what it's gonna be.

Hurry up!

Where's your wallet?

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